Hi, My Name is Sam!Written by Abdulrehman on January 12th, 2009
I was just browsing the Internet as usual when I thought of giving the landing page of an e-book a look. Having read the entire details just as I was about to leave the page, the very obvious last-minute discount popped in. Just for fun, I accepted it and started my ‘conversation’ with the sales agent. I think it will disturb the whole fun if I narrate it, I’ll just let you have a look at the full chat:
Connecting to Agent…
You have been connected to Sam
Sam Says:Hi my name is Sam, I have just been given permission to offer you a special $10 discount if you CLICK HERE and join in the next 5 minutes.
Sam Says:When you are ready, just type ‘Hi’ and we can get started…
You:hi
Sam Says:Hi thanks for chatting with me today…
Sam Says:To take advantage of this special last minute $10 discount just CLICK HERE.
You:I am already a blogger making money online, so what’s so special about this package?
Sam Says:Ok, if you’ve already signed up please feel free to close this chat, you should expect to receive you confirmation email shortly with your logins.
You:Shit I forgot, you’re a bot
Sam Says:Ok that was rude so I am going to go now. If you change your mind CLICK HERE
You:I’m a high-profile blogger, impress me!
Sam Says:Blogging To The Bank is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
Sam Says:And the best part is you can get a $10 Discount if you sign up Today! Just CLICK HERE
You:I already know that, BTW do you work for this?
Sam Says:Ok, if you’ve already signed up please feel free to close this chat, you should expect to receive you confirmation email shortly with your logins.
You:right, and you say you’re not a bot
Sam Says:Course im real we are chatting now arent we.
Sam Says:And for a limited time i can offer you a $10 Discount, just CLICK HERE
You:what’s your commission in it?
Sam Says:This $10 Discount is only available through this chat for Today Only. CLICK HERE to take advantage of our Lowest Price Ever!
You:I repeat:What’s your commission in it?
Sam Says:You dont need any special skills to Make Money Blogging. We will show you how one dumb little blog can make you $3947 a Month!
Sam Says:Just CLICK HERE to get started with an additional $10 Discount!
You:The E-book is not worth the money, that’s what I heard!
Sam Says:You will receive a FREE website worth $1097 Plus $1864 worth of Bonuses if you sign up today!
Sam Says:And best part is.. i can also offer you a $10 Discount. Just CLICK HERE
You:How about this, I don’t sign up and you can put those $10 in your pocket because you’re not telling me what’s your commission in it!
Sam Says:I would love to, But unfortunately this is the best deal I can offer you! To receive it CLICK HERE
You:huh? that doesn’t make any sense
Sam Says:We offer a 8 week Money Back Guarantee. That’s how sure we are that [Product] will work for you.
Sam Says:So what have you got to lose? CLICK HERE to receive a $10 Discount!
You:Would you stop copy/pasting stuff for a moment?
Sam Says:We offer a 8 week Money Back Guarantee. That’s how sure we are that [Product] will work for you.
You:Sam
Sam Says:We offer a 8 week Money Back Guarantee. That’s how sure we are that [Product] will work for you.
You:Sam!!
Sam Says:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
You:SAM!!!
Sam Says:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
Sam Says:And the best part is you can get a $10 Discount if you sign up Today! Just CLICK HERE
You:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
You:And the best part is you can get a $10 Discount if you sign up Today! Just CLICK HERE
Sam Says:I would love to, But unfortunately this is the best deal I can offer you! To receive it CLICK HERE
You:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
Sam Says:Blogging is the craze currently dominating the world of making money online, with ordinary people making thousands of dollars every month thanks to its unique marketing potential.
You:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
You:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
Sam Says:Blogging is the craze currently dominating the world of making money online, with ordinary people making thousands of dollars every month thanks to its unique marketing potential.
Sam Says:To learn Underground Secrets Just CLICK HERE and you will receive a $10 Discount!
You:If you’re not a bot, then repeat this: I am not a bot!
Sam Says:Course im real we are chatting now arent we.
Sam Says:And for a limited time i can offer you a $10 Discount, just CLICK HERE
You:again you copy/pasted that
You:you’re a bot for sure
You:Don’t make me a fool
Sam Says:This is not any sort of get rich quick scheme. If you apply yourself you can basically create any type of income you want for yourself.
Sam Says:There is one thing that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that this isn’t a “scam” …
Sam Says:We use ClickBank.com and PayPal.com to process our orders - quite possibly the Internet’s largest and most prestigious payment processors.
You:ARE YOU A B-O-T, aha the perfect test!
Sam Says:You dont need any special skills to Make Money Blogging. We will show you how one dumb little blog can make you $3947 a Month!
You:gotcha!!
You:Sam is a bot!
You:Sam is a bot!
You:Sam is a bot!
Sam Says:Course im real we are chatting now arent we.
Sam Says:And for a limited time i can offer you a $10 Discount, just CLICK HERE
You:no we aren’t
You:Bye Bye, and give you robot a** a little rest
Sam Says:Course im real we are chatting now arent we.
To speak the truth, I was confused at the beginning but after I realized it was actually a bot, I started having fun with it. After all, who’s to blame for such smarty pants bots out there disguised as Sales Agents. I don’t know whether I’m too new to fall for such bots or it is normal, you tell.
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I was just browsing the Internet as usual when I thought of giving the landing page of an e-book a look. Having read the entire details just as I was about to leave the page, the very obvious last-minute discount popped in. Just for fun, I accepted it and started my ‘conversation’ with the sales agent. I think it will disturb the whole fun if I narrate it, I’ll just let you have a look at the full chat:
Connecting to Agent…
You have been connected to Sam
Sam Says:Hi my name is Sam, I have just been given permission to offer you a special $10 discount if you CLICK HERE and join in the next 5 minutes.
Sam Says:When you are ready, just type ‘Hi’ and we can get started…
You:hi
Sam Says:Hi thanks for chatting with me today…
Sam Says:To take advantage of this special last minute $10 discount just CLICK HERE.
You:I am already a blogger making money online, so what’s so special about this package?
Sam Says:Ok, if you’ve already signed up please feel free to close this chat, you should expect to receive you confirmation email shortly with your logins.
You:Shit I forgot, you’re a bot
Sam Says:Ok that was rude so I am going to go now. If you change your mind CLICK HERE
You:I’m a high-profile blogger, impress me!
Sam Says:Blogging To The Bank is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
Sam Says:And the best part is you can get a $10 Discount if you sign up Today! Just CLICK HERE
You:I already know that, BTW do you work for this?
Sam Says:Ok, if you’ve already signed up please feel free to close this chat, you should expect to receive you confirmation email shortly with your logins.
You:right, and you say you’re not a bot
Sam Says:Course im real we are chatting now arent we.
Sam Says:And for a limited time i can offer you a $10 Discount, just CLICK HERE
You:what’s your commission in it?
Sam Says:This $10 Discount is only available through this chat for Today Only. CLICK HERE to take advantage of our Lowest Price Ever!
You:I repeat:What’s your commission in it?
Sam Says:You dont need any special skills to Make Money Blogging. We will show you how one dumb little blog can make you $3947 a Month!
Sam Says:Just CLICK HERE to get started with an additional $10 Discount!
You:The E-book is not worth the money, that’s what I heard!
Sam Says:You will receive a FREE website worth $1097 Plus $1864 worth of Bonuses if you sign up today!
Sam Says:And best part is.. i can also offer you a $10 Discount. Just CLICK HERE
You:How about this, I don’t sign up and you can put those $10 in your pocket because you’re not telling me what’s your commission in it!
Sam Says:I would love to, But unfortunately this is the best deal I can offer you! To receive it CLICK HERE
You:huh? that doesn’t make any sense
Sam Says:We offer a 8 week Money Back Guarantee. That’s how sure we are that [Product] will work for you.
Sam Says:So what have you got to lose? CLICK HERE to receive a $10 Discount!
You:Would you stop copy/pasting stuff for a moment?
Sam Says:We offer a 8 week Money Back Guarantee. That’s how sure we are that [Product] will work for you.
You:Sam
Sam Says:We offer a 8 week Money Back Guarantee. That’s how sure we are that [Product] will work for you.
You:Sam!!
Sam Says:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
You:SAM!!!
Sam Says:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
Sam Says:And the best part is you can get a $10 Discount if you sign up Today! Just CLICK HERE
You:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
You:And the best part is you can get a $10 Discount if you sign up Today! Just CLICK HERE
Sam Says:I would love to, But unfortunately this is the best deal I can offer you! To receive it CLICK HERE
You:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
Sam Says:Blogging is the craze currently dominating the world of making money online, with ordinary people making thousands of dollars every month thanks to its unique marketing potential.
You:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
You:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
Sam Says:Blogging is the craze currently dominating the world of making money online, with ordinary people making thousands of dollars every month thanks to its unique marketing potential.
Sam Says:To learn Underground Secrets Just CLICK HERE and you will receive a $10 Discount!
You:If you’re not a bot, then repeat this: I am not a bot!
Sam Says:Course im real we are chatting now arent we.
Sam Says:And for a limited time i can offer you a $10 Discount, just CLICK HERE
You:again you copy/pasted that
You:you’re a bot for sure
You:Don’t make me a fool
Sam Says:This is not any sort of get rich quick scheme. If you apply yourself you can basically create any type of income you want for yourself.
Sam Says:There is one thing that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that this isn’t a “scam” …
Sam Says:We use ClickBank.com and PayPal.com to process our orders - quite possibly the Internet’s largest and most prestigious payment processors.
You:ARE YOU A B-O-T, aha the perfect test!
Sam Says:You dont need any special skills to Make Money Blogging. We will show you how one dumb little blog can make you $3947 a Month!
You:gotcha!!
You:Sam is a bot!
You:Sam is a bot!
You:Sam is a bot!
Sam Says:Course im real we are chatting now arent we.
Sam Says:And for a limited time i can offer you a $10 Discount, just CLICK HERE
You:no we aren’t
You:Bye Bye, and give you robot a** a little rest
Sam Says:Course im real we are chatting now arent we.
To speak the truth, I was confused at the beginning but after I realized it was actually a bot, I started having fun with it. After all, who’s to blame for such smarty pants bots out there disguised as Sales Agents. I don’t know whether I’m too new to fall for such bots or it is normal, you tell.
I am Abdulrehman Agha, the guy behind 3arn.Net. I am 17 years old, and live in Rawalpindi, Pakistan. I'm in Grade 11 studying in Saint Mary's Academy. I started this blog to share my money making experiences with others through the internet.
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Very funny story. Surprised they would use a bot for chat.
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I don’t understand using bots for sales, it makes absolutely no sense and only turns people off.
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You have me laughing out loud!
It seems that more and more sites are using this technique now. For some reason I knew from the first time I encountered it that it was just a sales ploy and that there was no real sales agent on the other end. i wonder how many extra sales some of these guys make using this tactic. It must be profitable because i see it all the time now. It completely turns me off, though, and makes me think I’m dealing with very dishonest and untrustworthy people.
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Hilarious.
For a while there, I wasn’t sure Sam was a B-O-T either. 
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ya friend i had some chats before with these bots on porn sites where they show girls with sexy movements and chat with few lines they just give you 2 minutes chat and after that then say become member to continue chat that girl… To enjoy you can try there
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LOL! That was hilarious! I’m surprised that you were able to continue for as long as you did!
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you are Sam or Abdulrehman Agha, LOL
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The funny thing is that most clickbank oriented sites are started to use such bots. So it seems it make sense and they turn some sales from this tactic… I think there are lots of desperate people out there
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