I think internet marketers need to proof read their ads at least once before advertising on websites like howstuffworks.com.
Can you spot the ‘extreme’ flaw in this ad? 
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Tuesday, March 30th, 20103 Easy Steps to look like a Comment Spammer
Saturday, April 11th, 2009I know times are pretty tough, and it is even harder to look like a comment spammer when you’re actually not. But today I took out time to go through my comments almost reading 50% of them, and I found these great techniques that very few of the commentators were aware of, ‘The secret formula of writing a spam comment‘. Moreover, everyone wants to be a comment spammer because…uh…it sounds cool and professional.
You always want to stand out in the big number of comments, and what else could be a better way to stand out other than comment spamming. Below are the sure fire ways to become a comment spammer over-night and getting all the ‘glory’ of a comment spammer.
Keep it Short and Appreciative
What better comment could there be when you’re on your way to become a comment spammer by writing a one line comment that applies everywhere. If you cannot see the clear win-win situation while writing the comment then you’re probably spam blind. I would recommend it for the following reasons:
- It’s Short.
- Applies everywhere.
- It’s appreciative.
- It sounds spammy.
Create a supernatural story that fits everywhere
If you’re not in the mood of writing a really short comment, then just make a super-natural comment that you think people will be able to believe. Copy paste that on the latest post of every blog in your feed and then act calm as if nothing happened. That’s how your true spam skills will outshine the rest. You might consider writing something like this:
This is the best resource that I have found on the internet. Trust me, I don’t say that normally but when I do, I really mean it. I’m subscribing to your feeds right now and hope to see more of good content like this. Thanks once again!
If that comment was in your moderation panel would you delete it? Hell No, because you’ll actually believe that it is true. After the comment is about a week old, go to google put the whole comment between quotation marks and search for it. You’ll find out exactly what is going on. But yet again, a great comment spamming technique.
Add a little variety to the topic
This one works the best for spamming. All you have to do is stay a little off-topic because we can’t forget the golden rule:’Be different than others, while trying to act normal’. You might want to put a comment like this on an article which discusses how to make an e-book:
Yeah you’re right! I also saw the last episode of Naruto and it was totally amazing. I’m looking forward to more of such discussions on your blog. Thanks.
Well, that is about it. Mastering these three techniques, you can become a professional comment spammer over-night. After all, spamming is must when you want to make money on the internet. So take a grip of some good blogs and start spamming.
This entire post was just a joke, and I wrote this article just because I felt pissed at the way people wrote comments even when their intentions were not to spam. The line in the italics is not to be taken seriously at all!
Do Firefox users really hate IE that much?
Friday, January 23rd, 2009Everyone begins his journey on the internet with Internet Explorer(As far as I and people I know are concerned). But as time passes we learn about new things and try them out, one of them probably being the browser. All browsers have had their times, but as the growing stats are showing, Firefox is having the highest growth rate in terms of percentage of internet users.
However, when people switch from Internet explorer to Firefox most are either influenced or a natural hatred for Internet Explorer develops. Time and again, I have seen Firefox supporters coming with ways to condemn Internet Explorer and to some extent even Google has supported Firefox until they launched Google Chrome. Well, it’s about time to have a look at the best ‘Firefox superior than IE’ pictures and animations I found:
After seeing so many of these amusing pictures a question rises at the back of the head, Internet Explorer to Firefox users could not have done this alone, there was a certain backing behind the ‘condemn Internet Explorer’ scheme. However, I have also started recently seeing some anti-Firefox pictures made by Internet Explorer users. My question is: Do Firefox users really hate IE that much? (I like this animation)
Hi, My Name is Sam!
Monday, January 12th, 2009I was just browsing the Internet as usual when I thought of giving the landing page of an e-book a look. Having read the entire details just as I was about to leave the page, the very obvious last-minute discount popped in. Just for fun, I accepted it and started my ‘conversation’ with the sales agent. I think it will disturb the whole fun if I narrate it, I’ll just let you have a look at the full chat:
Connecting to Agent…
You have been connected to Sam
Sam Says:Hi my name is Sam, I have just been given permission to offer you a special $10 discount if you CLICK HERE and join in the next 5 minutes.
Sam Says:When you are ready, just type ‘Hi’ and we can get started…
You:hi
Sam Says:Hi thanks for chatting with me today…
Sam Says:To take advantage of this special last minute $10 discount just CLICK HERE.
You:I am already a blogger making money online, so what’s so special about this package?
Sam Says:Ok, if you’ve already signed up please feel free to close this chat, you should expect to receive you confirmation email shortly with your logins.
You:Shit I forgot, you’re a bot
Sam Says:Ok that was rude so I am going to go now. If you change your mind CLICK HERE
You:I’m a high-profile blogger, impress me!
Sam Says:Blogging To The Bank is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
Sam Says:And the best part is you can get a $10 Discount if you sign up Today! Just CLICK HERE
You:I already know that, BTW do you work for this?
Sam Says:Ok, if you’ve already signed up please feel free to close this chat, you should expect to receive you confirmation email shortly with your logins.
You:right, and you say you’re not a bot
Sam Says:Course im real we are chatting now arent we.
Sam Says:And for a limited time i can offer you a $10 Discount, just CLICK HERE
You:what’s your commission in it?
Sam Says:This $10 Discount is only available through this chat for Today Only. CLICK HERE to take advantage of our Lowest Price Ever!
You:I repeat:What’s your commission in it?
Sam Says:You dont need any special skills to Make Money Blogging. We will show you how one dumb little blog can make you $3947 a Month!
Sam Says:Just CLICK HERE to get started with an additional $10 Discount!
You:The E-book is not worth the money, that’s what I heard!
Sam Says:You will receive a FREE website worth $1097 Plus $1864 worth of Bonuses if you sign up today!
Sam Says:And best part is.. i can also offer you a $10 Discount. Just CLICK HERE
You:How about this, I don’t sign up and you can put those $10 in your pocket because you’re not telling me what’s your commission in it!
Sam Says:I would love to, But unfortunately this is the best deal I can offer you! To receive it CLICK HERE
You:huh? that doesn’t make any sense
Sam Says:We offer a 8 week Money Back Guarantee. That’s how sure we are that [Product] will work for you.
Sam Says:So what have you got to lose? CLICK HERE to receive a $10 Discount!
You:Would you stop copy/pasting stuff for a moment?
Sam Says:We offer a 8 week Money Back Guarantee. That’s how sure we are that [Product] will work for you.
You:Sam
Sam Says:We offer a 8 week Money Back Guarantee. That’s how sure we are that [Product] will work for you.
You:Sam!!
Sam Says:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
You:SAM!!!
Sam Says:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
Sam Says:And the best part is you can get a $10 Discount if you sign up Today! Just CLICK HERE
You:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
You:And the best part is you can get a $10 Discount if you sign up Today! Just CLICK HERE
Sam Says:I would love to, But unfortunately this is the best deal I can offer you! To receive it CLICK HERE
You:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
Sam Says:Blogging is the craze currently dominating the world of making money online, with ordinary people making thousands of dollars every month thanks to its unique marketing potential.
You:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
You:[Product] is the #1 way to Make Money Online. Its so easy even an absolute beginner can use it.
Sam Says:Blogging is the craze currently dominating the world of making money online, with ordinary people making thousands of dollars every month thanks to its unique marketing potential.
Sam Says:To learn Underground Secrets Just CLICK HERE and you will receive a $10 Discount!
You:If you’re not a bot, then repeat this: I am not a bot!
Sam Says:Course im real we are chatting now arent we.
Sam Says:And for a limited time i can offer you a $10 Discount, just CLICK HERE
You:again you copy/pasted that
You:you’re a bot for sure
You:Don’t make me a fool
Sam Says:This is not any sort of get rich quick scheme. If you apply yourself you can basically create any type of income you want for yourself.
Sam Says:There is one thing that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that this isn’t a “scam” …
Sam Says:We use ClickBank.com and PayPal.com to process our orders - quite possibly the Internet’s largest and most prestigious payment processors.
You:ARE YOU A B-O-T, aha the perfect test!
Sam Says:You dont need any special skills to Make Money Blogging. We will show you how one dumb little blog can make you $3947 a Month!
You:gotcha!!
You:Sam is a bot!
You:Sam is a bot!
You:Sam is a bot!
Sam Says:Course im real we are chatting now arent we.
Sam Says:And for a limited time i can offer you a $10 Discount, just CLICK HERE
You:no we aren’t
You:Bye Bye, and give you robot a** a little rest
Sam Says:Course im real we are chatting now arent we.
To speak the truth, I was confused at the beginning but after I realized it was actually a bot, I started having fun with it. After all, who’s to blame for such smarty pants bots out there disguised as Sales Agents. I don’t know whether I’m too new to fall for such bots or it is normal, you tell.
A Goodbye Kiss from Iraq
Monday, December 15th, 2008It seems that the Iraqi people are not too fond of US Ex-President George W. Bush, because in a recent press conference in Iraq, an Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at Ex-President Bush. I know that probably by now you’ll be laughing over it, I hope a few screen-shots would give you a PROPER idea of the whole shoe hitting scene:
1st Shoe
2nd Shoe
Soon after this the reporter was taken down by guards, and sent out of the room. Bush himself stated that this was a very bizarre experience for him. At throwing the first shoe, the man shouted “It is the farewell kiss, you dog!”, and mockingly Bush remarked after the whole scene “It doesn’t bother me,” Bush said of the incident. “If you want the facts, it was a size 10 shoe that he threw.”
This was perhaps more of a retaliation from an iraqi whose country was invaded by USA or in other words on the orders of George W. Bush. Well that is the truth as far as the second post in the entertainment category goes, I suppose President Barrack Obama would have second thoughts when he would want to visit Iraq.
Update: Reportedly, a rich man in Saudi Arabia was bidding the shoe with which bush was hit for somewhere near 100,000 riyals($26,695).
I am Abdulrehman Agha, the guy behind 3arn.Net. I am 17 years old, and live in Rawalpindi, Pakistan. I'm in Grade 11 studying in Saint Mary's Academy. I started this blog to share my money making experiences with others through the internet.
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