3 Easy Steps to look like a Comment SpammerWritten by Abdulrehman on April 11th, 2009
I know times are pretty tough, and it is even harder to look like a comment spammer when you’re actually not. But today I took out time to go through my comments almost reading 50% of them, and I found these great techniques that very few of the commentators were aware of, ‘The secret formula of writing a spam comment‘. Moreover, everyone wants to be a comment spammer because…uh…it sounds cool and professional.
You always want to stand out in the big number of comments, and what else could be a better way to stand out other than comment spamming. Below are the sure fire ways to become a comment spammer over-night and getting all the ‘glory’ of a comment spammer.
Keep it Short and Appreciative
What better comment could there be when you’re on your way to become a comment spammer by writing a one line comment that applies everywhere. If you cannot see the clear win-win situation while writing the comment then you’re probably spam blind. I would recommend it for the following reasons:
- It’s Short.
- Applies everywhere.
- It’s appreciative.
- It sounds spammy.
Create a supernatural story that fits everywhere
If you’re not in the mood of writing a really short comment, then just make a super-natural comment that you think people will be able to believe. Copy paste that on the latest post of every blog in your feed and then act calm as if nothing happened. That’s how your true spam skills will outshine the rest. You might consider writing something like this:
This is the best resource that I have found on the internet. Trust me, I don’t say that normally but when I do, I really mean it. I’m subscribing to your feeds right now and hope to see more of good content like this. Thanks once again!
If that comment was in your moderation panel would you delete it? Hell No, because you’ll actually believe that it is true. After the comment is about a week old, go to google put the whole comment between quotation marks and search for it. You’ll find out exactly what is going on. But yet again, a great comment spamming technique.
Add a little variety to the topic
This one works the best for spamming. All you have to do is stay a little off-topic because we can’t forget the golden rule:’Be different than others, while trying to act normal’. You might want to put a comment like this on an article which discusses how to make an e-book:
Yeah you’re right! I also saw the last episode of Naruto and it was totally amazing. I’m looking forward to more of such discussions on your blog. Thanks.
Well, that is about it. Mastering these three techniques, you can become a professional comment spammer over-night. After all, spamming is must when you want to make money on the internet. So take a grip of some good blogs and start spamming.
This entire post was just a joke, and I wrote this article just because I felt pissed at the way people wrote comments even when their intentions were not to spam. The line in the italics is not to be taken seriously at all!
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I know times are pretty tough, and it is even harder to look like a comment spammer when you’re actually not. But today I took out time to go through my comments almost reading 50% of them, and I found these great techniques that very few of the commentators were aware of, ‘The secret formula of writing a spam comment‘. Moreover, everyone wants to be a comment spammer because…uh…it sounds cool and professional.
You always want to stand out in the big number of comments, and what else could be a better way to stand out other than comment spamming. Below are the sure fire ways to become a comment spammer over-night and getting all the ‘glory’ of a comment spammer.
Keep it Short and Appreciative
What better comment could there be when you’re on your way to become a comment spammer by writing a one line comment that applies everywhere. If you cannot see the clear win-win situation while writing the comment then you’re probably spam blind. I would recommend it for the following reasons:
- It’s Short.
- Applies everywhere.
- It’s appreciative.
- It sounds spammy.
Create a supernatural story that fits everywhere
If you’re not in the mood of writing a really short comment, then just make a super-natural comment that you think people will be able to believe. Copy paste that on the latest post of every blog in your feed and then act calm as if nothing happened. That’s how your true spam skills will outshine the rest. You might consider writing something like this:
This is the best resource that I have found on the internet. Trust me, I don’t say that normally but when I do, I really mean it. I’m subscribing to your feeds right now and hope to see more of good content like this. Thanks once again!
If that comment was in your moderation panel would you delete it? Hell No, because you’ll actually believe that it is true. After the comment is about a week old, go to google put the whole comment between quotation marks and search for it. You’ll find out exactly what is going on. But yet again, a great comment spamming technique.
Add a little variety to the topic
This one works the best for spamming. All you have to do is stay a little off-topic because we can’t forget the golden rule:’Be different than others, while trying to act normal’. You might want to put a comment like this on an article which discusses how to make an e-book:
Yeah you’re right! I also saw the last episode of Naruto and it was totally amazing. I’m looking forward to more of such discussions on your blog. Thanks.
Well, that is about it. Mastering these three techniques, you can become a professional comment spammer over-night. After all, spamming is must when you want to make money on the internet. So take a grip of some good blogs and start spamming.
This entire post was just a joke, and I wrote this article just because I felt pissed at the way people wrote comments even when their intentions were not to spam. The line in the italics is not to be taken seriously at all!
i was right....
I am Abdulrehman Agha, the guy behind 3arn.Net. I am 16 years old, study in grade 10 and live in Pakistan. I started this blog in the hope of making money on the internet, sharing my computer experiences and proving that despite many barriers, one can make money on the internet.
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The scary thing is, you’re right.
By the way, this is absolutely the best source of information I’ve found anywhere on the Internet about this topic. I’m way serious, man. Keep those great posts coming
I do comment like a wild man all over the place, but I at least hope to add to the conversation. I’ve wiped out a few spammy comments on my blog for the fun of it. I don’t have any comment moderation, but I do reserve the right to delete, see?
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Yeah that’s true comment spam have been popping up lately. The shortness of comments are very noticeable, and spammy, although there aren’t any links in the comment body. Funny how people can pin point those small tibs out.
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Hi abdul,
Hope u remember me.
me too agree with it nowadays my comment number increasing like gold rates.
BTW i have started a new blog.
Try to visit the same at ur free time.
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This is the best resource that I have found on the internet. Trust me, I don’t say that normally but when I do, I really mean it. I’m subscribing to your feeds right now and hope to see more of good content like this. Thanks once again!
HAHA! J/K
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The spammers are learning to be more flattering. I get one on occasion about how they are a new reader and just subscribed, love the way the site looks and keep up the good work, etc. Spamming flattery which I’m sure some people (including myself) have fallen for.
~ Kristi
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Hi there!
It is so funny huh, I am not a professional commentator, but I comment it for the interest and preparing for my latter development on blog writting and exchange idea with bloger. I also afraid of being a spam commentator. I really need to tips about avoid the commenting spam. I have read a your artical about your childhood business experience. You are something and you did a great. I appreciate to you for sharing the funny joke. Good luck.
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I may sometimes have that kind of comment every time I am lose out of words but that doesn’t mean that I am a spammer. But nevertheless, it is very important to leave insightful comments to each blog post that we bump in, in that way it is showing respect to the person who have written the article.
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Nice share. Nobody likes spams
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I love when I see the exact same comment on other blogs that appeared on mine.
We all need to do a post and bust these people so everyone just deletes them!
“This is my first time visiting your blog, and I must say, you have a lot of good information here. I will definitely visit again.”
I saw that one, like 200 times all over the blogosphere ,and also , they forgot and came back and commented the same exact comment on my blog again. gotta love spammers!
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First and common comment by spammers are “informative and nice post, useful information” and all this same sentence repeated every where all time, for them dofollow back links and number of comments are important some times because of them genuine commenter ban by blog owners.
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Honestly, long comment not guarantee as a good comment, I think simple is good. But must have good quality as comment too. Content of the comment is the king.
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I’m sorry, I’m a noob to all of this….I don’t understand what the benefit of posting spam comments/spam-like comments is. Please explain.
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I have installed DoFollow on all my blogs hopefully this will attract more visitors and more links for everyone.
- Jack
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Funny post about comment spam, I haven’t gotten such spam yet but now that I’ve seen your post I will definitely be able to catch it! Thanks man
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I just started a new blog a couple of months ago and akismet has already caught over 1000 spam comments. Is this normal?
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I just wanted to comment that I really love your posts. I have spent so much time trying to find a place where all information can be found in one place, and you got it all!
thanks a lot.
also another question, one of the comments above talks about Dofollow, what are you talking about? Is it a good tool?
Keep up the great job, you just got yourself a new reader!
By the way already applied a number of your techniques, keep them comin!
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hey i am not a spammer.really very interesting and useful post.Nice share. Nobody likes spams….
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Funny why you said short comments look like spam. I like to make “lol” comments all the time. Lol..
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Short and simple : Nice post
Feed comment : That’s very interesting subscribing to your feed right now.
Appreciation : Man I like your writing skills above all you always come up with something unique.
Lolz.. Meanwhile nice post buddy
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The thing about comment spam…you will always have many of them on your blog. Staying on topic is important for a blog.
Regards,
Jermaine
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You forgot to include something on people who say something random just to promote their blog/links. I can’t express how annoying this can be.
No one can deny how much they hate if someone used their comment post to advertise other’s page.
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The same comment you have provided in the first box had been arriving on my blogs for the past few days. Now, I came to know who crafted this!!!!
Ha ha ha Just kidding. I do face these kind of one-comment-suit-all types everyday. Some times I feel for them and think they are genuine. But, one catch which the spam commenters miss is, providing their website which actually does look like spam.
I use that to catch hold of them.
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This is an opportunity to check and see that all the wheels turn true and free. ,
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yeah agree with author spammers are looks like this. but what if is the author just wrote in 200 words then we can’t say that is spam. thanks for this.
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Personally I’m not worried about the little sh*t as he’s probably in some nowhere town and all of about 15 judging by his maturity. It’s his mental state and his neighbors I worry about if he goes off the deep end and starts taking pot shots at them for real.
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Wow! You really covered this topic well. Are there other things that I should know about this?
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